Censored Erotica

by Janice Perry

It was lying beside me, verbing quietly. I could hear its steady breathing and the soft sounds of its verbing. I began to get adjective, so I turned to it and put my body part around it. It looked into my body part and verbed me with its body part. I began to verb and to verb its body part with mine. It moaned and said, "I emotion it when you verb me like that." There was the sound of its adjective body part rubbing against my body part and the slow rhythm of our verbing each other. It was adverbly verbing me and I began to verb. I saw its color body part and grew more and more emotioned. I knew I would soon verb. My skin verbed with excitement, and I felt tiny nouns shooting up and down my body part. I said, "Faster, faster, my endearment, I'm going to verb! Yes, I'm verbing, I'm verbing! Verb me! Oh endearment, you are the superlative! I emotion you."

We lay together in silence, and then got up and ate three entire packets of nouns.